Miz says in the 1970′s people would travel great distances to gather so the could say they saw Mohammed Ali box in person. In the 1980′s people would pay outrageous prices for the thrill of watching an, in his prime, Michael Jordan play basketball. Now, in 2011 people have been blessed with the honor of watching Miz. When he first started, people didn’t take him seriously. Some said he was annoying. But now, look how far we’ve come. Now Cena, Rock and each fan hang on every word he says. The fans didn’t quite agree with this and tells Miz so. Miz smiles. Last week he imitated the Rock. It was good, got them all. It’s ironic because there’s been many wanna be Rock clones, but the one person who imitated him well is a one of a kind, an original.

He’s rewritten history. Someone with more charisma than HBK. Physically more dominant that Andre. Who is far more intelligent than Cena and Rock combined. Miz is the greatest WWE Champion in history! Huge heat from the fans. Miz says in the process he’s become bigger than the WWE Universe and everyone in it. He’s flipped the WWE since day one. And that’s what he is about to reveal, symbolizes and celebrates. He pulls a WWE mic wrapper and flips it, puts it on the mic in the form of an M. That M stands for Miz.

The time has now come. Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time to rewrite Miztory! The lights go down, one spotlight on the covered thing in the ring. Music and the fabric is pulled to show Cena’s spinner belt that’s normally locked in place when anyone but Cena has it, it’s now locked in with the WWE logo upside-down. A few fans yelled out that it’s awesome!

Cole talks about how wonderful it is! Miz holds the belt, then has A-Ri snap it on. Miz says the WWE Championship will no longer spin like a toy. He doesn’t plan on being a multi-time Champion because he doesn’t ever plan on losing this Title. Because he’s the Miz – and he’s – Awesome!

Cole is thrilled, but then Cena is on the tron clapping. He tells Miz it’s so epic and moving. He hasn’t seen anything that emotion since the season finale of Flip This House. Miz took the WWE logo and turned it into an M. For Miz’s name that begins with an M. Good for you Miz. Just like Miz has beaten Cena up, the WWE Universe knows Cena isn’t invincible, he can be hurt. The WWE Universe also knows something Miz is about to find out. Don’t make Cena angry. In 13 days Cena will make history at WM! A guy comes in and starts removing things from behind Cena. At first a plant, then the sofa, then the walls. The walls behind show Pittsburgh Penguins all around. Cena says oh, no, he was supposed to be broadcasting from his home. He is, for the past 9 years the WWE has been his home! Right now you two jack wagons are in the middle of his living room and he’s coming to take out the trash! Cena drops his mic and heads for the ring as A-Ri and Miz ready themselves.

Cena’s music hits. He comes out, removes his shirt, then rushes the ring. His jorts were riding really low showing off too much of his Super Cena panties. As Cena got to the bottom of the ramp he dodged the table that Miz threw at him. Into the ring both A-Ri and Miz on Cena together with blows. Cena onto Miz, then A-Ri gets him. Onto A-Ri and Miz gets him. Cena very ungracefully tosses A-Ri off and out of the ring and Miz takes this time to flee.

A-Ri comes back in onto Cena, but ends up in an STF that Cena wouldn’t let go of. Cole talks up his buddy Cena in a huge way as he abuses A-Ri. Miz comes out to the stage, so Cena lets go of A-Ri. Miz comes out a bit, so Cena locks it back on. On and off a couple times as Miz is tormented over what to do about it all. Cena finally lets go of A-Ri to pose with the WM sign over his shoulder. Cena has some blood on his left cheek and abrasions on the bridge of his nose, high up where his uni-brow should be. RAW fades to black.