Miz and A-Ri out to the stage dressed in shirts and ties, but a bit more casually. Miz says last week the fans embarrassed themselves. He saw grown men jump up and down weeping like little girls over another man. That man was the Rock. Don’t get him wrong, in 1999 he remembers sitting in his Dad’s living room watching the Rock electrify. He ripped apart his opponents verbally. You can imagine his excitement when the Rock was in the ring and said his name. What classic line would Rock say about him? Then the Rock said it, the Miz absolutely, unquestionable, undoubtibly completely sucks!

Really? Really? That’s the best Rock can do? One of the best talkers in history and that’s all? He’s heard kindergarteners say worse than that. Do you people think he sucks. They do. Really? Really? Really? Well, now he’s a little hurt. Let him check his tears in the reflection of his Championship gold. Rock might be hosting, but Miz is main eventing, beating Cena.

Rock and Cena have one thing in common, their both cultural icons and the fans love them for it. Miz tells them he could care less what they think of him. They could chant that he sucks, he’s awful. He takes it one step further, it doesn’t matter what they think. He’s the most see WWE Champion in the history of this company. Can you see that? He absolutely, unquestionably, undoubtibly, 100% completely is awesome! (sic)

Ding-Ding! Cole calls for attention for the email from the RAW GM. And I quote, “Enough about the Rock, I’ll deal with him when I’m ready. However, the Rock and Sock Connection is a formidable tag team. So, tonight, the WWE Tag Team Titles will be defended against you Miz and your partner tonight, John Cena.”

WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: JOHN CENA & THE MIZ VS. SLATER & GABRIEL

The Corre to the ring, Wade and Zeke included. Miz and A-Ri out, but they wait at the bottom of the ramp. Cena out, salutes, then runs into the ring.

Miz tells Cena to get out and watch. Gabriel and Heath talk, but Slater starts. They lock up, then Miz takes Slater down. Slater up with an arm bar on Miz. Miz rolls through and hits an arm drag, then another. Miz keeps the arm bar on Slater, who rolls through, but Miz turns it into a hammerlock. Back elbow to Slater, then a knee to Slater’s face for two. Slater up, elbows to Miz’s head, then Gabriel tags in.

Immediately drop toe hold to Gabriel, then blows. Cena, looking angelic, tags in. Gabriel whipped, then a running bulldog to Gabriel for two. Blows to Gabriel then a suplex from Cena. Miz wants back in. Cena gives the tag.

Blows to Gabriel, then he’s whipped. Miz gives his running clothesline in the corner. Gabriel to the mat trying to recover, selling well. Miz hits his SCF and Miz pins for three.

WINNERS AND NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: Miz & Cena

Miz is all excited about the win, Cena is royally pissed. They pose on corners as Miz motions Cena to pose too. Wade on mic tells them to hold it right there. They want to invoke their rematch clause and right now.

Ding-Ding! There’s no Cole! Josh rushes over to the podium. King tells him not to say ‘And I quote.’ Josh says the RAW GM says – ring the bell!

WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: JOHN CENA & THE MIZ VS. SLATER & GABRIEL

Miz with an arm bar on Gabriel on the mat. Miz up and tags in Cena. Gabriel flees and tags out. “Cena!” chants. Slater kicks at Cena, then elbows to the top of his head. Cena comes back with a flying cross body for two. Miz tags in and chops Slater. Cena chops Slater, then out. Slater telegraphs, then big Zeke trips Miz, then Slater on him with blows. A-Ri on the apron yelling. Baseball slide sends Miz flying from the ring. Gabriel on Miz with blows outside as Zeke and Wade kept A-Ri away. More blows from Gabriel, then back in and he pins Miz for two. Blow to Miz, but then he kicks Gabriel, but Gabriel slams Miz back to the mat for two. Slater tags in.

Miz slammed into the corner, kicked by Gabriel, then Slater pins for two. Miz choked in the ropes, then a cheap shot from Wade outside. Knee to Miz’s back, jaw wrenched back by Slater. Miz up, blows to Slater, but a neck breaker to Miz for two. Cena’s reaching far, but pulled back. Gabriel tags in and chokes Miz on the bottom rope for two. Blows to Miz, he comes back with his neck breaker stunner mix.

Slater tags in and stops Cena from getting the tag. Slam to Miz, then Slater drops a knee on Miz’s face for two. Chin lock on Miz in the center of the ring. Cena about spazzing on the apron. Miz slams Slater to the mat, but is stopped from tagging out. Gabriel tags in and chokes Miz with a foot up in his throat. Gabriel stomps Miz and pins for two. Chin lock on Miz in the center of the ring. Miz up, but can’t reach Cena. Miz back down on the mat in a side headlock. Miz fights up, then blows, but backed hard into a corner. Shoulder blocks to Miz’s gut. Gabriel elevated over the ropes, but a big forearm. Gabriel up and flies, but Miz gets a foot up into Gabriel’s face.

Slater and Cena tag in. shoulder blocks to Slater, then slams him to the mat. Five Knuckle Shuffle, to Slater, then he gets Slater up, but Miz rushes in and gives Cena a SCF. Slater pins Cena for three.

WINNERS AND NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: Slater & Gabriel

Miz and A-Ri flee up the ramp, getting as far from Cena as possible. On the stage Miz acts like his neck hurts, then raises his strap in dominance.